footlong larry

a male with an abnormally large penis. usually admired by his fellow male classmates, and yearned for by his female ones.

lisa: "last night i slept with this amazing guy"
amanda: "oh really?"
lisa: "yeah but he was no footlong larry."

by tufanda October 15, 2008

Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009

$5 Footlong

a cheap man whore

that $5 footlong gave me an std, now i know why it was so cheap.

by Jburr January 27, 2009

Footlongs on Robyn

The act of purchasing anything with a friend's money.

Robyn:'here's £10, can you get me a drink at the bar?'
*5 minutes later*
Sophie:'I'm hungry, lets go to subway
Meg:'I've got no money'
Sophie:*takes out Robyn's money* 'Footlongs on Robyn?'

by essea January 13, 2008

Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020

footronome

A foot used as metronome

I was tapping my foot to the music and my friend pointed at my foot and said, "Nice footronome."

by turmoilcss April 20, 2009