Definitions by BruhsandBruhdettes

Montana Footlong 

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

Montana Footlong by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020

Russian Lumberjack 

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

Russian Lumberjack by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020