Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway
Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes
by BruhsandBruhdettes March 01, 2020
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Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
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