Rowdy_801's definitions

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013

mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.

by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013

Heber City

Hick town in Utah, about an hour from Salt Lake. Everyone there is Mormon and loves four-wheeling and horses. Everyone drives a pickup.

She was born in Heber City, Utah to two parents who were also cousins.

by Rowdy_801 February 8, 2013

heroin tetris

Something extremely addictive.

These cookies are more addictive than heroin tetris

by Rowdy_801 August 2, 2010

Silly Jilly

The best radio dj in the damn world. Used to be on 103.5 Kiss FM in Chicago, but then she moved god-knows-where and was replaced by a mediocre dj.

Kiss FM has sucked ever since Silly Jilly left

by Rowdy_801 February 21, 2010

Noshie

(also known as a No$hie)
A person who is from the North Shore of Chicago and acts like the stereotypical North Shore girl/boy (Jewish, rich, spoiled, snobby)

Rachel Weinstien she is such a Noshie that she cried when her parents gave her an iPod because it was the wrong color.

by Rowdy_801 February 11, 2010

Erika Style Typing

To type random letters in an im/facebook chat/myspace chat, etc. conversation when you don't have anything else to say

Joel: Hey
Erika: Hey
Joel: Wat ^
Erika: Nmu?
Joel: Nm
(about 2 minutes later)
Erika: ajkgsdajd
Joel: I shall call that Erika Style Typing

by Rowdy_801 December 2, 2009