Definitions by essea

Footlongs on Robyn 

The act of purchasing anything with a friend's money.

Robyn:'here's £10, can you get me a drink at the bar?'
*5 minutes later*
Sophie:'I'm hungry, lets go to subway
Meg:'I've got no money'
Sophie:*takes out Robyn's money* 'Footlongs on Robyn?'

Footlongs on Robyn by essea January 13, 2008

log roll 

To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.

Usually quite painful to experience.

Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!

log roll by essea January 17, 2007

Pinney 

A person or action that is in any way related to indie-shiteness or NME bumming, the telling of a shite story or in any way being blatently homosexual

Pinney is such an NME bumming homo

Pinney by essea January 17, 2007

advert love 

to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.

John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.

advert love by essea January 17, 2007