feath

to passionately fuck

Tony is so hot, I wish he would feath me

by LordShenis04 March 19, 2022

Felt

Similar to using same in a sentence. Used when someone says something you agree with, or feel similarly about. A shortened version of "I felt that"

"I'm so tired of this Coronavirus lockdown. I just want to go out and get drinks with some friends."
"Mhm, felt."

by bruhyer May 4, 2020

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.

Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004