Felth 

A point in life where the person just doesn't care anymore about living or dying. The reasons for not caring anymore could be anything. Whether it's because of some fatal disease to depression to just being unhappy with oneself.

"He's in such a state of felth that no matter what good comes his way, he'll just brush it off"

"Ever since losing his wife, he's been feeling felthocious"

Felth by Goatmetal October 30, 2007

I felt that one! 

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

I felt that one! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

jackson felt 

the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!

friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗

jackson felt by zo~ jackson felt fan🤠💜 August 10, 2019

Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

Feathers by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Coffee Felcher 

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

pussy feather 

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.

Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.

pussy feather by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011

belly felcher 

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019