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Orange Mocha Frappuccino 

Orange Mocha Frappuccino is a beverage that was drank by four male models (including Derek) in the movie Zoolander before they were killed (not Derek) in a freak gasoline fight. It is actually available in Starbucks but is known as a Mocha Valencia.

Unicorn frappuccino 

That new shitty drink that everyone is hyping about that has LIKE 203838393 grams of sugar and calories from Starbucks
Tiffany: omg hey girl have you tried the new Unicorn frappuccino it made my day and I posted it and got like 1000 likes on Instagram

Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes

frappuccino 

1. A creamy blend of Starbucks coffee and Milk; 2. The best tasting think you'll ever drink; 3. The embodiment of delicious.
Frappuccino's are so good, they can't possibly be legal.
frappuccino by Sergio May 17, 2003

Green Tea Frappuccino 

A unique combination of Premium Japanese green tea or Matcha, lightly sweetened with a hint of melon and milk, blended with ice, topped with whipped cream (optional).
I love Summer cause I can drink all the Green Tea Frappuccinos' I want!
Green Tea Frappuccino by Nube91 February 22, 2009

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.
Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."
fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.