smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.
before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle
by sergio November 28, 2004
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El baño

Donde esta El baño?

Were is the bathroom?
by Sergio April 04, 2005
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x box

1. An oversized piece of crap that can be compared to oversized/huge buildings and objects.

2. A huge console that is only good for 2 games...halo and fable

3. Console that wouldent exist and would have made Bill Gates bankrupt if halo werent made for the console.

4. Wtf is this ?
Person 1: wow thats a big turd!

Person 2: omg your right thats the biggest x box ive ever seen!!
by Sergio April 06, 2005
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halo 2

A great fps game that is fun to play with friends and campaign mode. But later when you find out that the xbox live community is full of standbyers/glitchers or people who have had standby/glitches done to them.
You then realize how gay the x box live community is so you mod your x box and switch to other means of playing online, you just play nothing but custom games, you give up halo, you deal with the useless cheaters, you stick to single player, or you use xb connect and/or other programs to play online.
Player 1:OMG im lagging like crazy and you just instantly captured my flag!! You used standbyed and you used the dummy glitch!!!!

Player 2:Oh well its the only way my cheating ass can reach level 17 and up!

Player 1:You cheating bastard!!
by Sergio April 04, 2005
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cyber

a ridiculous way to masturbate/finger yourself and most importantly waste time because you are desperate and cant get any girls/guys
Girl: im taking my clothes off now, and now im reaching in my pants

Guy: wow all these words are turning me on...i feel so loved....
by Sergio April 06, 2005
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hooked

Matteo is hooked to cocaine, but he still thinks he can clear up soon.
by sergio September 05, 2003
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schmed

Give me a schmed.
by Sergio February 29, 2004
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