Fartnocker

One who farts one purpose.

You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Fartbucket

A 5 gallon bucket with a human head sized hole in its side used to fart directly into a persons face. The fartbucket is frequently used on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.

BUBBA : “We need a fart validation. Tuddle put your head in the fartbucket, Trace has a fart on deck.

by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019

FARTNECK

When a female is on her back and giving a blowjob/being fucked in the mouth and the males asshole is nearly touching the females neck and double release of sperm and flatulence occurs simultanously.

While fucking that girls mouth and farting on her throat giving her a fartneck. Most easily achieved using a bed with a headboard to get the right angles.

by D.A. SMITH March 29, 2008

fartnuckle

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."

For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers

by Ae5Ea8 January 18, 2017

Fartsuck

Applies to an unappealing set of circumstances. It may be applied as an unflattering description of an event or ritual

Joe's got a real "fartsuck" job down at Popeyes.

by Gary G. May 15, 2008

Fartfucker

One who humps the air in the same manner a dog would do. This is common when a man neglects to wash his balls. When they are with fumundacheese, a woman will pick up on this, thus pushing her mate aside. His only recourse is to hump the lingering pussy odor in the air.

The fartfucker could put someones eye out with that!

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

fartfucker

someone who is a fucker that farts alot or meanie a dumbass or retard

William Dobbs, Timothy Dilich, Sadie Butzco(haha sadie we love you lmao)

by Michelle and Tory November 23, 2004