FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004

Faceburst

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.

Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!

by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010

Faceblam

Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.

Seriously? They're going to raise the debt ceiling? *FACEBLAM*

by Mr_Shifty July 1, 2011

Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

fablastic

someone who is fantastic and fabulous, more than gorgeous

Inanna M Grimes is fablastic

by Grease Monkey D.S. April 25, 2011

facebliss

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is

Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.

by Clavenson June 14, 2018

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010