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eject the warp core

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"
by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011
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ejec

Calling someone a cross between a jerk off and an asshole. Deserving of being ejected (from earth) It suggests they are just a little sperm that should have stayed that way
Why’d you blow all our money you ejec
by Slrolller3 May 6, 2018
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Ejeijoe

Ejeijoe is the best thing in the world. It means that nothing is better than it.
That pasta was ejeijoe!
by Jaydeedub March 26, 2023
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The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
by Sithspitz November 8, 2011
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ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.
My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.
by Pacos November 1, 2005
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Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.
Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?
by Cameron March 30, 2004
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ejecta

when a man cums and it is comparable to a volcanic eruption, an earthquake, or a nuclear explosion
His ejecta was so intense she couldn’t catch it all in her mouth.
by fangirllllllllll May 7, 2018
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