ejecta

when a man cums and it is comparable to a volcanic eruption, an earthquake, or a nuclear explosion

His ejecta was so intense she couldn’t catch it all in her mouth.

by fangirllllllllll May 7, 2018

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

Ejector seat

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

by axeman6980 October 13, 2010

ejecto seato

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.

Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007

Electa

Generally an attractive girl who has sworn abstinance. She likes to flirt with younger men and lead on older men. She will make out all night long but no further than that. She will also dance with guys she feels sorry for.

guy #1- Wow she is cute
guy #2- Goodluck breaking that forcefield, she is an electa

by petew September 30, 2011