eMasturbate 

Something Fat chicks believe guys do when they are alone.

in between mouthfuls of food "you shouldn't leave your husband alone, he might eMasturbate!" Om nom nom nom!

eMasturbate by Captain Jizzbucket November 21, 2010

eaterbater 

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.

"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"

eaterbater by cloudqueen March 18, 2014

Exasurbated 

Exhausted from masturbating

I don't think I can come tonight, I'm really exasurbated.

Exasurbated by LuciusKills May 24, 2017

Exasturbate 

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

Exasturbate by gulliermo August 22, 2018

exasturbate 

Arriving at the enhancement, magnification, or intensification of a feeling alone.

“the fact that I can’t get on Facebook exasturbates my feelings of insecurity”

exasturbate by furcentre October 5, 2021

Exasturbate 

Exasturbate
verb | /ˈɛgˌzæstərˌbeɪt/
1. To theatrically over-stimulate or exaggerate a trait, emotion, or concept often for self-glorification, irony, or attention.
2. To metaphorically “stroke” your own identity, quirks, or aesthetic in a way that’s excessive but intentional.

“He wasn’t mad, he was just exasturbating his persona to stay on-brand.”

“I was joking about sharing Hopsin, btw—I just wanted to exasturbate the STIM in my name.” -stim shady

Exasturbate by Stim Shady April 29, 2025