Eaturbate

1) The act of masturbating while eating. 2) Becoming sexually aroused to the point of self-stimulation from the taste of food.

Dieting and sexual frustration can lead one to eaturbate. My girlfriend was eating sandwiches in bed with the door locked, so I knew she was eaturbating. see Kirstie Alley

by YerdadDB April 30, 2013

Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger

Damn! I need to elasturbate

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

i_eaturface

A blank man who acts like a robot on stream for money

I_eaturface hasn’t lost his virginity yet. What a loser

by 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ March 11, 2018

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.

After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.

by McChampers October 20, 2011