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earl

a 45 year old obese pedophile that plays wholesome games (like idk skribbl.io or somethin) in attempt to find little innocent girls and hunt them down to finally lose their virginity since they can't seem to find anyone to love them that's their own age.
innocent girl-*plays skribbl.io*
earl-yooo tryna smash?
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
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Male blow up doll. Often used at bachelorette parties.
Smile....and hey hold Earls knob.
by bearkat August 18, 2006
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karma, making amends, making right a wrong that you have done, doing the right thing, what goes around comes around. Name after the T.V. Show "My Name is Earl" about a guy that is trying to make up for some of the wrong he did.
Man I can't shop lift that six pack of beer, bad Earl might come to visit me.
by Joe Crowder November 28, 2005
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A stage of drunkeness made popular by Jason "Earl" Roache .
He got his Earl on tonight!
OMG look at him...he's beyond Earl...lol
One more drink and it's all Earl all night!!
by Palace dweller December 30, 2009
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An abbreviated form of the word "early".
Jay: "What time do we have to leave tomorrow?"
Me: "I don't know exactly when but it's earl as fuck."
by Wordsworth Jr January 21, 2017
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B-Loc: "Picture my car breaking down, my nigga!!!"

Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
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to agree with one, short for early.
(Feeks) Yo, i'm boutta goto buy some jays.
(Nader) Earl, i love it!
by WhoRide703 - Nader October 27, 2006
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