Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

by Chern November 7, 2008

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009