MyArmIsAsleep's definitions

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009