dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.

Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.

by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009

dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.

Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!

by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009

urban ducktionary

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Urban Dicktionarying

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.

Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.

by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010