Dognosing

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

Doggogänger

When an owner and their pet look like each other.

The blonde and curly-haired poodle is her Doggogänger.

by ThinkingManCa November 26, 2018

dogog

The best dog ever and the double og

My dogog is the best

by Dogog September 7, 2019

dogog

The best dog ever and double og

The dog can do anything he’s the dogog

by Dogog September 7, 2019

Doglogg

When you have to take a shit, but you're too lazy or drunk to leave your yard, you take a Doglogg.

...so drunk he was Dogloggin' it!
Who the F*ck Doglogged in my yard last night?!

by Mattdrew May 17, 2020

Oisín Donoghue

Absolutely sexy male

Oisín Donoghue is a sex bomb

by Fartface272783 May 26, 2023