dinkward

a stupid ass person

i stole some dinkwards phone that he left next to me

by dinkward October 4, 2021

Prepubescent dickwat

Used to describe teenagers or adults as a childish nonsensical monkey.

"You prepubescent dickwat! You are the worse example of what an adult is suppose to be"

by Potato Effigy August 21, 2020

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.

Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

DINKWAD

Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog

This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.

by q359 July 25, 2023

dickwater

Urine from a male person or animal

I drank two beers and pissed a half a gallon of dickwater.

by Roy D May 21, 2006

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023