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Double Income No Kids with a dog
They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.
dinkwad by Wade Woodard June 14, 2003
Word of the Day on April 21, 2023
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Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog
This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.
DINKWAD by q359 July 25, 2023
A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!
Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.
DINKWAD by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023
A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!
Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.
DINKWAD by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online
Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

dickwaddle 

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.
Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.
dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016
A filler word you can use in your everyday conversation if you don’t want to sound too much like a Terminator. If used correctly, it will make you sound cool and tough at the same time.
John: You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo”. … If someone gets upset you say “chill out”! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John: Great! See, you’re getting it!
Terminator: No problemo.
dickwad by DJ Frolic October 6, 2010
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