dinkwad

Double Income No Kids with a dog

They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.

dinkwad by Wade Woodard June 14, 2003

DINKWAD

Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog

This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.

DINKWAD by q359 July 25, 2023

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

DINKWAD by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

DINKWAD by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

dickwad 

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'

girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!

dickwad by J October 17, 2003

DINKPAD 

A condo or other 2 bedroom type dwelling occupied by a couple. No kids, but very likely a small, annoying dog as well. Double Income No Kids Probably A Dog.

John and Carolyn have a real dinkpad over on Spruce.

There's no way they're having kids. They have a 2 bedroom dinkpad.

DINKPAD by jjlalone March 6, 2009