by Carlbud September 1, 2013
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To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019
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