1 definition by Artichoke Slam
When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 09, 2019
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