Deuce 

1. Regarding two people, normally close friends or brothers, who are considered extreme badasses. Often hated on by other males, but always respected.

2. A man who excels at almost everything he does, but is also an excessive womanizer, hence the hatred of other men.

3. A man who makes Bruce Lee bow to his knees, and Chuck Norris weep for redemption.

Man1: Dude look at those two punkass fuckers
Man2: bro hold on dont look at them
Man1: why not?
Man2: They're deuces
Man1: (bows head in hate and respect)....Fucking deuces

Deuce by Derben June 20, 2012

deuce 

A slang term used by law enforcement when refering to a drunk driver.

"I got a deuce last night, the fucker pissed himself on the way to lockup."

"I'm following this lady who'd deuced up all over the road."

deuce by Wendell Durshder April 24, 2005

deuce 

The second hit off of a new bowl or joint of marijuana.

-My weed bro, i got greens
-AAIIIGHT man then i got DEUCE

deuce by rankor April 22, 2006

Deuce 

"Deuce" (derived from the French word for 2 deux) also know as the second finger to the right or left of your index finger. "Chuck my deuce up" is an action of the middle finger being raised up in an expression of "Fuck you".

I'll just chuck up my Deuce and tell him to fuck off

Deuce by Hollaatchew March 22, 2011

deuce 

Taking a #2, taking a shit

I ate a couple Crystal burgers and now I gotta drop a deuce!

deuce by grtlf January 29, 2009

Deuce 

Deuce is a 50's slang term for any of the Ford Model B vehicles and most commonly used as a nickname for the 1934 coupe. Many know it best from the Beach Boys' 1963 hit Little Deuce Coupe but the car was also featured years later in George Lucas' film American Graffiti.

Ever wonder what Bruce Springsteen meant when he referred to a "deuce" in his hit song Blinded by the Light?

Deuce by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Deuce 

Someone who believes that they are always right, no matter what. They posses an absurdly narcissistic view that in any conversation they always see the whole picture while no one else does, therefore they posses an inability to engage in rational, meaningful and open debate.

Never openly accept an invitation into discussion with these people, as circular conversation will ensue, and you will most likely end up feeling like a paddle ball, going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, ad infinitum.

"I don't bother saying anything unless I know what I'm saying is factually correct. If no one can offer me an outlook I haven't already considered, then no, there is no reason not to dismiss another's arguments. A Deuce is always right, no matter what other viewpoints are presented."

Deuce by qube808 June 12, 2009