3 definitions by Derben
MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!
MAN2: DUDE!
MAN2: DUDE!
by Derben October 2, 2012
The lowest form of life on a Nuclear Submarine. All men aspiring to get their Fish i.e. Dolphins (Warfare pin) start out as NUBs. Multiple meanings for NUBs include: Non Useful Body, Non useful bitch, or the newer gentler meaning "New Underway Buddy". NUB's do the bitch work on the Submarine and are constantly beraided and hated on by the qualified men, ultimately to test they're mettle and to see if they will break under pressure. Also its just fun to do :)
DIVE: Messanger!
NUB: Yes Dive?
DIVE: Go get a bucket of A1R and dont come back until you have it!
NUB: uhh...Yes dive! (Runs out to find a bucket)
(DIVE turns to the Planesmen and laughs)
PLANESMEN: hahaha fucking dumbest NUB on a sub!
NUB: Yes Dive?
DIVE: Go get a bucket of A1R and dont come back until you have it!
NUB: uhh...Yes dive! (Runs out to find a bucket)
(DIVE turns to the Planesmen and laughs)
PLANESMEN: hahaha fucking dumbest NUB on a sub!
by Derben October 4, 2012
1. Regarding two people, normally close friends or brothers, who are considered extreme badasses. Often hated on by other males, but always respected.
2. A man who excels at almost everything he does, but is also an excessive womanizer, hence the hatred of other men.
3. A man who makes Bruce Lee bow to his knees, and Chuck Norris weep for redemption.
2. A man who excels at almost everything he does, but is also an excessive womanizer, hence the hatred of other men.
3. A man who makes Bruce Lee bow to his knees, and Chuck Norris weep for redemption.
Man1: Dude look at those two punkass fuckers
Man2: bro hold on dont look at them
Man1: why not?
Man2: They're deuces
Man1: (bows head in hate and respect)....Fucking deuces
Man2: bro hold on dont look at them
Man1: why not?
Man2: They're deuces
Man1: (bows head in hate and respect)....Fucking deuces
by Derben March 9, 2012