Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntwat

A combination of cunt and twat that happens to conserve a "t" and make life a little bit better.

stop being such a cuntwat, mike.

by bite me December 12, 2004

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.

That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!

by Seth January 14, 2005