Cuntmongler

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".

by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016

Cuntamycin

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs

Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntmould

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.

I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.

by Lord Football February 26, 2005

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntsmack

Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.

You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.

by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

Cuntsmanship

Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse

That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)

by Master Bing May 31, 2019