Cuntum 

Those disgusting clots and spots of cuntly shit that accumulate in large public areas like highschool hallways and at starbucks.. made up of small meaningless particles called bitches or sometimes cunts

usually creating lots of gossip or flaunting inappropriate sexual gestures than complaining immensely about the reactions they receive for it.

Spots and clumps can be hard to remove since they have no where else to survive.

Billy: "Yo lets go to star bucks"

Jake: "Mmmm yeah but look at that large accumulation of Cuntum sitting near the entrance... probably a safety hazard to get that close.. we could contract STDs or overhear some meaningless shit that will make our brains melt out our ears"

Billy: "Oh shit, yeah I heard there was a huge problem with that shit at the highschool.. Guess they had to call in some experts to get rid of it"

Jake: "Oh so kinda like what happened at that columbine place?"

Cuntum by MoistNIgger June 29, 2016

Cuntimonious 

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.

My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!

Cuntimonious by Skroatum April 16, 2021

cuntumacious 

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

cuntumacious by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

Cuntmarcus 

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon somebody.

Oh my god! You’re such a Cuntmarcus!

Cuntmarcus by Iswearillkickya May 5, 2018

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntundrum 

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

Cuntundrum by fullaflex March 21, 2011