cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021

Cumsnot

A cumshot when a guy blows his load on a girls face and getting some jizz in her nose. The cum drips out looking like she has a runny nose made of cum.

I blew it on her face and I couldn't help but laugh at the cumsnot she had hanging from her nose

by Dierks Olgensen May 4, 2010

Cumzone

The cumzone is a day in December 1
Where everyone who has completed NNN will have to ejaculate in this day.
It's called cumzone because there will be a lot of people ejaculating this day

Person 1: hey dude NNN just finished and it's cumzone today, want to masturbate later?
Person 2: Yeah sure I'm pretty horny today

by Amelia gaming November 28, 2021

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

Cumzone

When you just want to use them for sex but you don't want them thinking you did. You low key bust but then tell her that we should stop because it feels weird because you see her as more of a friend. And you really value the friendship

Daniel: I really wanna fuck Gracebut I don't want anything more

Zucc: just cumzone her bro
Daniel:

by Samantha Harris November 6, 2017