colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

culon

in Spanish (Mexico) the one who is afraid of fighting or has fear for several reasons.

no seas culon! rompele la cara! Don't be a pussy, rip his face off!

by Eltolu October 15, 2006

Culonignane

A girl with a tremendous butt that is neither huge nor fat but that is phantastically 3 dimensional and has the characteristics of a black girls ass!

Oh god did you see that Culonignane as she walked away? I just popped wood!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 5, 2010

Culonavirus

A virus that makes your booty bigger. If you get it, you will turn culón or culona, (Spanish for big fat ass man or big fat ass woman).

Oooh she won't fit in them jeans. She got the culonavirus.

by NeferTito May 18, 2020

Clono

A popular shorthand term for clonazepam, one of the most common benzodiazepines.

Don't fall too much in love with those k-pins... you don't want to become a clono monster.

by Booth EAD March 21, 2010

Culovore

A common term for an individual who like to eat ass.

I never thought I would be a culovore but her bootie was too fine!

by Frostedflake1992 November 4, 2015

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011