Culoño

A spanish slang term referring to the pussy of an individual which is located in the rear. It is also referred to as someone's asshole.

Damn girl, let's get it on.

I can't I'm on my period.

That's fine, I will ram my berga into you culoño.

by SquirrelyRick September 17, 2019

colonoscopy

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

culona

Spanish for woman with a big ass.

That culona has to buy two seats when she flys her ass is so huge.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

Culinoia

A feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.

I felt severe culinoia while making flan for the first time.

by c0re0psis December 11, 2018

colonoscopy

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010