Crum Bum

A ho-bo, loser, idiot, fool and is completely and uterly stupid in everything that they do!!!!!!!!!

Crum Bum by Cat March 12, 2003

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A gay person who also tens to beg e.g Luke Bennett

W account: Luke Bennett is such a cumbum
Luke: Right we will get you straight off you strange guy

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An imaginative lie or set of lies someone tells to uphold their reputation

Joe said he drank 27 jagerbombs last night, he's chatting absolute crumbus

crumbus by hazatrand February 12, 2019

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A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

Crum Bum by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022

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When you cum in a pumpkin in the shape of a pussy

Him: I can’t wait to use my cumbumpkin
Him 2: me too bro can we share it?

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A person who doesn’t respond to their friends and is always stoned. Plays destiny and hits the bong all day. Eats peas by the can.

Have you heard from Liam? Nah that cumbum is ducking me again.

Cumbum by Analkey June 28, 2023

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When you girl been eatin too many cookies in the bed and you start bonin her and she get the crumbs in her snatch.

Bert- Ay which mofo finished all the oreos?
Ernie- I know your asian ass did cause i had crumbutt all last night

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