Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

Crotchbung

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

by E.G. April 1, 2006

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

crunchfangled

this is when your so drunk that you can't see straight and the world is spinning in ways the human brain cannot comprehend.

dude, i'm so crungfangled it hurts *pukes*

by Dirrty_Girl August 12, 2004

Crotchwinger

To lift the leg, exsposing the crotch fully. Often used in figure skating and ballet.

"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."

by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007

crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay

Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.

by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005