by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010
Get the Crotchcano mug.A cootchcanceller is a girl that is performing a cockblock between one of her female friends and a dude that was about to get lucky with her. Sometimes, sex is imminent. The girl`s into you. You`ve executed the perfect pick-up and all systems are a go. Everything`s looking good, and you`re about to leave with her, when for some reason, (jealousy, perhaps), the girl`s best friend appears out of nowhere and stops her from leaving with you. She somehow convinces her that you`re a creep and that it`s better to go home, have a girl`s night and watch re-runs of Dawson`s Creek instead of leaving with you and getting laid. For the dude that was about to get the action, the girl that jumped in and ruined it all was a real cootchcanceller.
John and Sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little sex session. They wanted to try an Ian Phelgming followed by a lobeload. Suddenly, Jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. She insisted that Sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.
by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. January 3, 2010
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When a piece of hibachi broccoli is flung into your friend's lap but you eat it anyway because y'all are tight 🤷🏽 ♀️
Crotchccoli means-
Jen:GIMME BROCCOLI
Brynn:here u go!!!
(Flies into sydneys crotch)
Jen: FIVE SECOND RULE!!!
Jen:GIMME BROCCOLI
Brynn:here u go!!!
(Flies into sydneys crotch)
Jen: FIVE SECOND RULE!!!
by Mayayayayayayaya November 17, 2017
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Get the choochcanoe mug.A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022
Get the Tom Crotchrane mug.Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.
Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."
by Rob Smith February 28, 2005
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by smartybiatchsquadron August 4, 2006
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