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Crasticate

1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest

This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.

This word can be used as an insult
You crasticated fuck
Fuck your crasticated family
by qwertyasfuck321 December 12, 2016
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castigate

A kinder alternative to castration frustration., otherwise known as castigating callers hands off when intend cutting off call.
Hey, hands off or I'll castigate you!
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Crustination

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion
She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.
by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011
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castigate

The sergeant castigated the private for stepping out of line.
by vimescarrot December 25, 2007
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Cretinated

Natalie became cretinated last night and looked like a proper donut.
by JojoDicMoJo May 3, 2020
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Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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Crastibate

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.
by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013
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