Cretinated
Cretinated by JojoDicMoJo May 3, 2020
Words you can keep
Creedinated
Like the word splooginated (see splooge) but when your bestest of buddies Creed does it. The act of creedinating has been widely accepted by most proffessions as the norm, as long as there is a creed available. The act itself normally takes place in between the nasal cavaties or in the lower corner of the left eye. The right eye is seen as sacred, leave well alone if you are to succeed in creedinating.
"Man I could so be creedinated right now."
"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."
"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."
"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."
"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."
Creedinated by Godfrey Godfather July 20, 2008
Related Words
Creativated
When one is suddenly survived from lack of creativity; one becomes creatively motivated. Creativated.
Man, I've been such a debbie downer lately. But after my trip to Shambhala, I got fully creativated!
Creativated by clearimagesderp August 21, 2011
Cretinopedia
The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.
Cretinopedia by shonny February 26, 2009
Creatineted
A term describing a type of person who enjoys self-inflicted punishment, and disgust. Such activities that are enjoyed include 'beating ones on dick with a hammer until it bleeds', 'wishing to chop off a scrotum, dick, and shaved pubes, mix them in a pan, and eat them whilst to "savor the flavor"', as well as being CLEARLY accurate in depicting false prophecies.
A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.
A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.
That fucking guy is a Creatineted, he wont shut up about people standing around.
Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?
Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"
Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?
Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"
Creatineted by Dcact March 14, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026