Cretinated
Cretinated by JojoDicMoJo May 3, 2020
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Creedinated
Like the word splooginated (see splooge) but when your bestest of buddies Creed does it. The act of creedinating has been widely accepted by most proffessions as the norm, as long as there is a creed available. The act itself normally takes place in between the nasal cavaties or in the lower corner of the left eye. The right eye is seen as sacred, leave well alone if you are to succeed in creedinating.
"Man I could so be creedinated right now."
"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."
"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."
"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."
"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."
Creedinated by Godfrey Godfather July 20, 2008
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Creativated
When one is suddenly survived from lack of creativity; one becomes creatively motivated. Creativated.
Man, I've been such a debbie downer lately. But after my trip to Shambhala, I got fully creativated!
Creativated by clearimagesderp August 21, 2011
Cretinopedia
The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.
Cretinopedia by shonny February 26, 2009
Creatineted
A term describing a type of person who enjoys self-inflicted punishment, and disgust. Such activities that are enjoyed include 'beating ones on dick with a hammer until it bleeds', 'wishing to chop off a scrotum, dick, and shaved pubes, mix them in a pan, and eat them whilst to "savor the flavor"', as well as being CLEARLY accurate in depicting false prophecies.
A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.
A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.
That fucking guy is a Creatineted, he wont shut up about people standing around.
Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?
Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"
Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?
Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"
Creatineted by Dcact March 14, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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