Cretinated 

Making someone look stupid..

Natalie became cretinated last night and looked like a proper donut.

Cretinated by JojoDicMoJo May 3, 2020

Creedinated 

Like the word splooginated (see splooge) but when your bestest of buddies Creed does it. The act of creedinating has been widely accepted by most proffessions as the norm, as long as there is a creed available. The act itself normally takes place in between the nasal cavaties or in the lower corner of the left eye. The right eye is seen as sacred, leave well alone if you are to succeed in creedinating.

"Man I could so be creedinated right now."

"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."

"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."

Creedinated by Godfrey Godfather July 20, 2008

Creativated

When one is suddenly survived from lack of creativity; one becomes creatively motivated. Creativated.

Man, I've been such a debbie downer lately. But after my trip to Shambhala, I got fully creativated!

Creativated by clearimagesderp August 21, 2011

Cretinopedia 

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

Cretinopedia by shonny February 26, 2009

Creatineted 

A term describing a type of person who enjoys self-inflicted punishment, and disgust. Such activities that are enjoyed include 'beating ones on dick with a hammer until it bleeds', 'wishing to chop off a scrotum, dick, and shaved pubes, mix them in a pan, and eat them whilst to "savor the flavor"', as well as being CLEARLY accurate in depicting false prophecies.

A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.

That fucking guy is a Creatineted, he wont shut up about people standing around.

Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?

Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"

Creatineted by Dcact March 14, 2011