Crastinate

Refers to doing something, or how something will get done.

How will you crastinate this task?

Crastinate by Neshuka January 27, 2025

co-crastinate 

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

co-crastinate by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

poo-crastinate 

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

poo-crastinate by fishpoo May 28, 2009

Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.

Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.

Pre-crastinate by Jammed up October 26, 2013

professional crastinator 

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

professional crastinator by Burtrum May 13, 2008

crapstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

crapstipated by alibree March 25, 2005

Crastination 

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.

Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.

Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015