co-crastinate 

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

co-crastinate by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Concrastinate 

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}

I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.

Concrastinate by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010

Concrastinate 

Concur\Procrastinate

To prolong agreeing with something.

Jack: Dude,Ithink the bills are gonna win next week!
Billy: I concrastinate buddy, I guess we will see next week.

Concrastinate by Fo'lisha June 3, 2007

Cocrastination 

Group procrastination. To defer action; delay in a group of more than 1.

This group project is turning into facilitated cocrastination.

Cocrastination by Sinjon-Gogarty March 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004