Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

Caspian Capuchino

When a man has ingested high amounts of spicy foods and sauces in the days prior his significaant other preforming fellatio on him to completion (she swallows) and the resulting taste from the spicy intake.

Ah. the ol' lady has been bitching alot so i'm gonna sweet talk her into a hummer then suprise her with a Caspian Capuchino

by sackfucker January 17, 2011

crapacious

the act of being "crappy"; low-quality; disappointing

The movie "The Hulk" was beyond crapacious.

by Cookie August 23, 2003

crackachino

An overpriced drink that only stupid white people will buy.

Check Starbucks.

by Ian Harper January 16, 2004

crapuchino

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink

1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"

by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010

crappachino

A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.

Rolly and Preston gave a crappachino to the new guy in our platoon.

by DCMETALHEAD June 9, 2007

crapuccino

Any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.

Fred: "That was a great lunch no?"
Tom: "Absolutely, but I'm totally stuffed."
Fred: "Me too, time for my after-lunch crapuccino."

by word9876789word February 9, 2010