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cosmetic apology

an insincere gesture of appeasement that has nothing to do with regret or remorse.
But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
by Holly Anne Ivy December 5, 2009
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cosmetically challenged

Used to describe someone who has done one or more of the following:
1. Stabbed themselves in the eye with makeup tools more than once
2. Accidentally used blush as eyeshadow
3. Completed one eye, and then given up
Wow, did you see Kaley's face? She is definitely cosmetically challenged.
by Ravem March 14, 2016
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Cosmetic Abortion

When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.

A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.

"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
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cosmotic

very sexy male that makes cool cheats for epic gamer games yes yes! owner of adopthaxx
cosmotic is very sexy man
by cosmotickid October 4, 2020
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cosmetic

Cosmetic is where you ejaculate into a girl's hair but then you have to take your lode out with a spoon
Your like the stars ,because your head is looking cosmetic as fuck
by Cockwomble12 June 30, 2017
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Cosmetical

Something done for cosmetic purposes, but with a Sarah Palin twist on the English Language.
We prepared the inserts for the binder for cosmetical purposes.
by DesertRatJohn May 18, 2011
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Cosmetic Training

When you go to the gym and train in a manner just to get big, but you're still weak as hell.
When you see a huge guy at the gym bench pressing 135 lbs, you would say, "that guy must use the cosmetic training method."
by Zach Kbot May 24, 2007
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