cockeyed

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 16, 2011

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

cockednips

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.

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by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cocked and locked

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010