cletus 

the og memeber of a family of 8 snails

The cup of Cletus is in the teacher's room

cletus by rryyiiuu March 22, 2022

Cletus 

A red neck mothafucka who chews dip and takes bathes in horse shit

that boy Cletus smell like shit

Damn nigga you right
WHAT BOAH?

Cletus by Taggymag October 21, 2022

cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

cletus bartholomew by elliot😼 July 20, 2021

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

Cletus Weefee by Sosig April 9, 2020

cletus uribe 

a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut

ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe

cletus uribe by every white foo September 10, 2022

Cletus Bartholomew Day! 

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

Cletus Bartholomew Day! by k19299 July 17, 2021

cletus cockmaster 

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

cletus cockmaster by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009