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nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.
by cocktupus January 28, 2008
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Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.
by Blu_leef November 6, 2022
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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool
by elliot😼 July 20, 2021
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flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!
by philthebomb April 25, 2010
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Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers
That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it
by Sosig April 9, 2020
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Damn It Cletus

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus
by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020
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cletus uribe

a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut
ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe
by every white foo September 10, 2022
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