Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

Choking the Chicken

when the chicken is choked.

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.

by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018

Choking the chicken

Male Masturbation

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Triangle choking the chicken

Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke

Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.

by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008

Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010