Chimichanga

A sex act where one of the 3 participants is wrapped up tightly in a strong duvet which cuts off blood circulation to the arms and legs and only the head and anus of the person is visible. A Mexican or a person of Mexican descent uses extra hot salsa as a lubrication and fully inserts one or more fingers into the persons anus whilst performing their native Mexican dance - "The Shimmyshanga". Meanwhile the other participant dips his or her genitals in sour cream dip and/or guacamole. They then continue to use various rapid movements to pleasure themselves using the trapped participants face.

-"Hey man how did you and Shannice get on last night?"
-"We hooked up with Pedro and went home. Things got pretty hot and spicy and we ended up doing the chimichanga alllllll night long"

-"i feel awful this morning. feels like I've been wrapped up in a strong duvet whilst a mexican fingered my ass with hot salsa whilst another person slapped a sour cream cock in my face."
-"Mate. You've been chimichanga-ed"

by heisenberg1986 September 7, 2013

chimichanga

delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada--but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)

(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i'll have the uhhh..uhm...quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada--ok ya i'll take that...no...uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want--i want the chimichanga--no no lets see...ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i'll have the quesadillas.

(in waiters mind) poor sucker...they're all the same...

by chicken pot pie May 16, 2007

Chimichanga

Chimichanga: Something you say when it smells like something crawled up your butt and died

Jake: chimichanga what crawled up my but and died!

by Discreetbitch June 22, 2020

Chimichanga

An elite upper-class secretive society which is strictly invite only. All members must at all times live and die by the rules of the sesh.

There is only one way to gane access to chimichanga and that is by unanimous vote followed by a ritual orchestrated by the seshman, if they pass the test and only then, they are accepted into chimichanga.

Some people aspire their whole lives to join the club but only a select few actually manage to make it, once in there's no leaving.

Mary: "did you hear who got accepted into Chimichanga last night??"

Maura: "What crazy kant this time"

Mary: "Donald Trump, I tried to stop it! But I seen the seshman bring over a fishbowl to him and I knew he was a deadman"

Maura: "he's with Chimichanga now, there's no saving him.."

by GameOverJack January 6, 2017

Chimichanga

When you have been at Big Beach all day and then your boloto head is not grape.

Max had Chimichanga today so he couldn't have sex with his ho.

by ysy March 6, 2008

chimichanga

1. an dish at chili's
2. pussy

I ate that chimichanga

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

Chimichanga

Verb

1. To swindle; employ fraudulent or otherwise deceptive means to deprive persons or businesses of wealth.

When the diesel fuel tank went missing from the construction site overnight, supervisor Andy knew they'd been chimichangad by the new guy.

by percrastinate September 24, 2017