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chimichanga

1) The sound of one's cranium healing after suffering severe head trauma;

2) A deep-fried burrito popular in Southwestern US cuisine
Did someone say "chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.
by D. Edward "Ed" Poole December 24, 2013
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chimichangas

Whoa, that woman's chimichangas are hard to miss!
by Mudguppy_14673 February 10, 2007
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chimichanga

While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.

The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!
by Fidosaurous May 28, 2006
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chimichanga

Referring to someone's Dick.
John Doe: So im over at your house, what did you want to do?
Jane Doe: To play with you're chimichanga.
John Doe: My what??
Jane Doe: lmafo
by burgerkingassletuce October 27, 2019
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chimichanganess

Maintaining the crispyness of a traditional chimichanga after reheating.
Mike's chimichanga is in the oven to keep it's chimichanganess.
by Damptster760 September 22, 2018
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chimichanga

1. a mexican girl's pussy
2. a mexican dish
I had a nice time with her chimichanga last night
by wAsTe November 13, 2003
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chimichanga

cuando comes mucha chilada te entra cagada
ayer comi chimichanga
chimichanga repedisima
by chango_amigable May 25, 2016
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