linda cartered

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.

I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself

by Kaydux March 10, 2020

carberetor

device used to mix fuel and air in the proper ratio and deliver the amount selected by the driver to the engine. typically found on cars and trucks pre-1984 and is still widely used on smaller engines, most harleys and lawnmowers/weedwhackers/anything with a 2-stroke or below 50CI

dude, my carberetor needs to be leaned out, its fat on the top end


dude, ur carberetor's fucked up, ur runnin lean

by 379 February 25, 2005

cartrette

Biggest bullshitter in the world. Not a one-upper, just bullshitter. Has been everywhere, seen everything and known everybody.

That fuckin cartrette, said he saw worlds tallest man... what a bullshitter!!!

by clementz February 11, 2009

carteresk

the act of having sex with dogs and being extremely gay and pretending to be homophobic

oh my god, Mikey is so carteresk.

by garrettesk December 21, 2021

Cartered

v. 'to be cartered' or 'to carter'

If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.

From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.

Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!

Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!

by bethg February 25, 2011

Cartered

Cartered (verb) car-terd : the act of one being rightly spunked on from a tranny and also being used as a handheld fleshlight

Example: Was such a hard day at work today, felt like I got cartered

by Jimm12200 November 9, 2022

Cartered

Being cartered is when your bed gets contaminated by someone else's semen.

Carter : Yo chris you cartered my bed last night
Chris : Yeah bro she spit wrong
Carter : Bro wtf

by VideoStorm March 8, 2023