8 definitions by 379

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an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
by 379 April 05, 2005
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some dipshit driving a econobomb with a shitload of shit attached to it with crazy glue, but no go-parts. also known as curb-muncher, rice burner and rice rocket. known to handle like shit, accelerate slower than molasses in antartica going up a hill and a semi with 40,000LBs of shit attached. vehicle can also be a butchered pickup truck, assuming it has all the mods a car type would with one of the following: spinners, hydraulics, hydraulic lift bed, hydraulic lift cab, all of the above antonyms: SEMI, tractor, lawn mower, snail, muscle car, any race car, sleepers, did i mention a semi?, nuclear supercarrier, top fuel dragster, u get my point
me(driving a 1965 Cobra): HEY DIPSHIT, WANNA RACE?
idiot in a rice rocket: SURE DAWG, ILL WHUP YO SORRY ASS AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR AND MAKE IT COOL!
me: shut up and drive, im way ahead of ya...by 15 miles...and i never broke 2200RPM
by 379 February 25, 2005
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man, life is bullshit...can i borrow ur sawed off shotgun? i promise i wont get too much blood on it...
by 379 April 05, 2005
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short for carberetor, see carberetor
dude, my carb kicks yo EFI's ass.

carbs are simpler, easier to tune and ALOT more reliable than EFI ever can be if well maintained
by 379 February 25, 2005
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device used to mix fuel and air in the proper ratio and deliver the amount selected by the driver to the engine. typically found on cars and trucks pre-1984 and is still widely used on smaller engines, most harleys and lawnmowers/weedwhackers/anything with a 2-stroke or below 50CI
dude, my carberetor needs to be leaned out, its fat on the top end


dude, ur carberetor's fucked up, ur runnin lean
by 379 February 25, 2005
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the entity i wish to have an emergency appointment with...
-opens the door- o_o hey death, what took ya?
by 379 April 05, 2005
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something ricers dont have. helps acceleration. often found in V8s and trucks ranging from a Ford F150 (with V8) to a Peterbilt(WAY over 2200FT LBs here, dun mess with a semi, it can literally rip yo car in half) and some SUVs. known to cause wheelstands, burnouts, powerslides(NOT drifting, totally differant, drifting is E-brake derives, powersliding is just sheer torque), donuts and good ET times.
shit dude, that thing aint got no torque, im afraid i cant pink slip it so i dun humilitate u too badly...with a semi
by 379 February 25, 2005
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