blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
by Johnny spots February 01, 2005
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blarf

Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!
by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.
After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
by Gabe & Mickey August 07, 2006
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blarf

an outer space delinquent that prefers sotime to oral and vagina sex
That blarf screwed me in the ass
by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010
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Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
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blarf nugget

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"
by hanaaa October 07, 2007
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Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 24, 2024
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