blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.

Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.

by Johnny spots February 1, 2005

blarf

Combination of blowing chunks and barfing.

Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!

by Sidd Black October 23, 2002

blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

blarf

an outer space delinquent that prefers sotime to oral and vagina sex

That blarf screwed me in the ass

by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

blarf nugget

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them

"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"

by hanaaa October 23, 2007

Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.

Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024