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Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship
That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont
by croontrigger June 14, 2018
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Bitchionary

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
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BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.
"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
by Margaret C. January 7, 2009
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bitchband

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.
She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.
by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006
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Bitchfinder

1. Anything that can and will attract ladies
2. A weapon that put into the right hand will seek out and kill the "bitches".
3. Any weapon on call of duty 4 with the grenade launcher attached to it.
1. "Dude this new phone is a bitchfinder!, i've been getting bitches numbers all night.
2. "He is good with that bitchfinder."
3."I just bitch found that guy!"
by Car2nlover October 9, 2008
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bitchgoddess

The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"
Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dying marriage...or a dwindling bank account.
by RogueWarrior1957 November 11, 2006
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bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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