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barped

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."
by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013
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Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.
Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.
by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010
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barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.
Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.
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Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.
Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.
by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019
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Barred

Not allowed or banned is a no fly zone for them
Yo John can’t come to hood they barred him
by UhOh 56 May 30, 2018
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No Holes Barred

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.
She got boned in all holes last night.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
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Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.
Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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