yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.

Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.

by gnostic1 June 10, 2010

Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.

That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Barkering

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.

He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

market gardening

The practice of Rocket Jumping, and then proceeding to kill a player while in-air using the Market Gardener in Team Fortress 2.

Hightower isn't played for Payload Race, tis the land of the market gardening soldiers!

by CloneTrooper1019 September 22, 2016

Rain-Barreling

When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.

Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.

Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

Gardening

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018